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Remember a week ago, when I stayed over and you let me wear your sweater, and I smoked in it in your bed after fun time and then again in the morning? Well, it happened again, didn't it? There's something about smoking in my man's sweater, it's so ... intimate. Cuz maybe the sweater starts off smelling kind of like you (and I like that smell) but after ... it definitely smells like me. And when you wear that sweater, you can't help smelling me, which makes you think of me, which makes you ... well, I know EXACTLY what happens to you (a certain part of you, lol) when you think of me. Even better, when you wear it to work, the girls in your office know: You're taken. A smoking girl has marked her territory - and it's YOU! Can't get any luckier than that.